I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, and I’m not sure whether I should change my password to my laptop or not. Clearly my eight year-old has gotten access to my Gemini account because what I’ve discovered in the Google Gemini library that shows up in the left-hand side bar is truly amazing. Hilarious maybe disturbing maybe all of the above.
Let’s just start with the massive amount of axolotl images. I found that my eight-yr-old generated let me dig through and copy and paste some of the prompts.
Make a photo of a banana axolotl cartoon anime
OMG, clearly not a banana axolotl! Look how spicy he gets with the follow-up prompt.
I said, make a banana axolotl cartoon anime
Wow, I’m seeing 43 axolotl images generated. Oh, how many millions of gallons of water has been flushed (actually, I don’t even know if it’s true if AI uses up water or not – that’ll be another post for sure!).
My kid’s not gonna realize this now, but years from now when he’s in high school, he’s gonna discover I posted these and will probably punch me in the face LOL.
make a Costco guy anime car cartoon
With 100 axolotl’s in the car
He’s on a real Costco roll!
Make a Costco guy with a double chunk chocolate cookie, cartoon anime
A little more realistic
Now 100 axolotl’s in the background
I don’t even get the new few….um? Are we ok?
Make a image of a picture of a human on a Amazon package actually a axolotl
Make a picture of among us, but it’s a axolotl with a knife
This next one isn’t an axolotl, but it’s legend.
Make a image of a a really, really, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really even bigger than a human like really really really really really really 10 times bigger really really really really really really really really big castle with a really big Dragon on top of it 
Make a picture of a anime, toxic axolotl
Make a picture of a axolotl dragon
Make a picture of a axolotl in a potato soup
Make it anime though
Make a image of a axolotl in a potato suit
Make it anime though
Make the most cutest axolotl in the world anime
Make a image of a axolotl with a little cupcake in its hand anime
Make a magic axolotl with a normal pink axolotl anime
Make a open rib cage monster with a super cute axolotl in the middle
We’re starting to turn a dark corner here…
Make a picture of evil, origami, scorpions, and 10 baby axolotl’s fighting them
Make a sigma boy axolotl cartoon
make a picture of a Axolotl and a robot Mecha
Make the Axolotl inside the Mecca.
Make a pet Axolotl anime.
But don't make it have hair or chain.
Don't make it have that weird thing on. the middle of its head
Make it 2D.
And here’s a dump of the rest.
What was the most insane image you’ve asked Gemini to create?
Stay curious,
Jon